I want to share with you my words of wisdom, I really do. But I can't. Not while I'm maniacally shooting coloured pixels out of my Staff of Shootiness, vanquishing little green blobs or yellow cubes, as the Mad God himself rants about his invincibility, and Ghost King invites me personally to hot Pixel Hero-to-Pixel Monster action with him. A friend gave me this little link a couple of days ago, followed by an innocent comment like: "Go and play it. It's fun." Suffice to say, he is not my friend anymore.
